So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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