Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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