I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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