is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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