You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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