I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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