you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So squirting runs in the family.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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