Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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