Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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