I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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