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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.

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(407): View more from Florida

Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.

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(708): View more from Illinois

you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box

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(818): View more from California

he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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(541): View more from Oregon

She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.

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(561): View more from Florida

I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does

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(281): View more from Texas

I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week

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