Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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