We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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