That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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