i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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