Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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