if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
and she was petting her beer can
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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