"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I smell like Dick and happiness
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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