even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
40s are totally the cure
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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