sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
