Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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