So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you traded sex for a burrito?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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