I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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