It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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