He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You don't make any sense
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