OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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