Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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