And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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