Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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