I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
a search helicopter?!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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