I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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