Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
