i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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