i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude i'm inner monologue high
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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