You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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