Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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