I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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