Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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