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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It was confusing and full of hummus
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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