At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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