My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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