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you win
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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