I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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