Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize