i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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