3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need water and some morals
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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