That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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