I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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