ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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