You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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