If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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