I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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