I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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